Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has the flu, makes it to the toilet in time to throw up shits himself

Has the flu, makes it to the toilet in time to throw up shits himself  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl leans in for a kiss Cough in her face

Cute girl leans in for a kiss Cough in her face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl takes phone to give you her number "I wonder who's she calling"

Girl takes phone to give you her number

Gets told he has a big dick her only reference is her Asian ex

Gets told he has a big dick her only reference is her Asian ex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets Reddit Karma Talks about it in real life

Gets Reddit Karma Talks about it in real life  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Holds the door for a cute girl she uses the other door

Holds the door for a cute girl she uses the other door  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets message from hot girl saying she's horny Replies: "So go masturbate"

Gets message from hot girl saying she's horny Replies:

me: oh my god you're huge him: so are you

me: oh my god you're huge him: so are you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Go to a party too high to talk to anyone

Go to a party too high to talk to anyone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Where do you see this relationship going?" "Matching coffins"

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