Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Making out with hot girl you just met Tells her: "I love you"

Making out with hot girl you just met Tells her:

Asked out a cute girl got to meet her boyfriend

Asked out a cute girl got to meet her boyfriend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I talked to a girl and embarassed myself

I talked to a girl and embarassed myself  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

having lunch with girl tomorrow spends all day coming up with conversation topics

having lunch with girl tomorrow spends all day coming up with conversation topics  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets to have sex tonight Anticipation boner all day

Gets to have sex tonight Anticipation boner all day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"oh my god, keep going, that's so good!" loses all sense of rhythm and timing

8 in real life 3 in my mind

8 in real life 3 in my mind  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has girls over for smoking session sit in silence for 3 hours

has girls over for smoking session sit in silence for 3 hours   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

nice retro mp3 player that's my diabetes pump

nice retro mp3 player that's my diabetes pump  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Maybe I can call you in the morning to wake you up "Nah that's okay, my mom already does that"

Maybe I can call you in the morning to wake you up
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