Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

is Liked by two girls On Facebook Status

is Liked by two girls On Facebook Status  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get messaged by a hot girl on facebook she asks you to fix her computer

Get messaged by a hot girl on facebook she asks you to fix her computer  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Nice kids were they imported?

Nice kids were they imported?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

randomly runs into favorite band wearing suits and crying outside a funeral home

randomly runs into favorite band wearing suits and crying outside a funeral home  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

call cute waitress by name calls me a creep for knowing her name

call cute waitress by name calls me a creep for knowing her name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Smoothest pickup of my life Runs home to tell reddit

Smoothest pickup of my life Runs home to tell reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talking to her online Seeing her in person

Talking to her online Seeing her in person  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sees cute new girl at work looking over goes to sit down and misses chair

sees cute new girl at work looking over goes to sit down and misses chair  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets lots of karma from post about boobies on /r/circlejerk gets no karma from White House petition to put a donate button on NASA's website

gets lots of karma from post about boobies on /r/circlejerk gets no karma from White House petition to put a donate button on NASA's website  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Finally got a girlfriend Now What do I do

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Finally got a girlfriend Now What do I do  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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