Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

got checked out by cute girl total was $3.92

got checked out by cute  girl total was $3.92  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

get a new video game at birthday party secretly wish everyone would leave so you could play

get a new video game at birthday party secretly wish everyone would leave so you could play  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hits on cute cashier girl credit card declined

hits on cute       cashier girl credit card declined  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

about to lose virginity tear the only condom you have while trying to put it on

about to lose virginity tear the only condom you have while trying to put it on  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Obtains great sense of humor from reddit Friends don't understand Reddit humor

Obtains great sense of humor from reddit Friends don't understand Reddit humor  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girl flirts, gives phone #, kisses me on cheek, and grabs my ass before leaving Checks wallet to make sure she's not a professional thief

hot girl flirts, gives phone #, kisses me on cheek, and grabs my ass before leaving Checks wallet to make sure she's not a professional thief  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl "Want to get out of here?" Me "No thank you, it's cold outside"

Girl

during sex: "i love how big you are" after sex: "it's so cute when it's tiny"

during sex:

Girl approaches and hits on you She's a lesbian and thought you were a girl

Girl approaches and hits on you She's a lesbian and thought you were a girl  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

awesome date both living with parents, no place to hook up

awesome date both living with parents, no place to hook up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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