Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

offers seat to a handicapped person they're in a wheelchair

offers seat to a handicapped person they're in a wheelchair   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girl at party asked me if i reddit too can't tell her my screen name because she'll think i'm worse than hiltler

hot girl at party asked me if i reddit too can't tell her my screen name because she'll think i'm worse than hiltler  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meets an awesome female redditor out drinking with friends, takes her home, even uses her bathroom Completely wimps out and doesn't ask for her number

Meets an awesome female redditor out drinking with friends, takes her home, even uses her bathroom Completely wimps out and doesn't ask for her number  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

TGIF Finally the weekend, Now I can do what I do everynight, smoke weed with the same few kids

TGIF Finally the weekend, Now I can do what I do everynight, smoke weed with the same few kids  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have to buy new condoms Because the old ones expired

Have to buy new condoms Because the old ones expired  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Went to apologize to blonde co-worker about an issue talked to the wrong blonde co-worker

Went to apologize to blonde co-worker about an issue talked to the wrong blonde co-worker  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have morning sex with girlfriend Happy mother's day

Have morning sex with girlfriend Happy mother's day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got invited to a party Spent the entire time playing with the host's dog

Got invited to a party Spent the entire time playing with the host's dog  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pick treadmill beside beautiful girl Start farting uncontrollably as my pace increases to a run

Pick treadmill beside beautiful girl Start farting uncontrollably as my pace increases to a run  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Successfully teaches mom what a meme is she likes all the racist ones

Successfully teaches mom what a meme is she likes all the racist ones   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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