Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Fucks Like an animal Panda in captivity

Fucks Like an animal Panda in captivity  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot date tomorrow Methodically plan out stories and jokes to tell

Hot date tomorrow Methodically plan out stories and jokes to tell  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

brings girl home from the bar passes out in his own kitchen

brings girl home from the bar passes out in his own kitchen  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"hey guys, this round is on me" "transaction failed"

check out cute guy get elbowed in the eye

check out cute guy  get elbowed in the eye  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ask girl where her accent is from Says she just has a speech impediment

Ask girl where her accent is from Says she just has a speech impediment  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Not in friendzone... ...no female friends

Not in friendzone... ...no female friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Skips class to grab beers Interviewed by news crew, seen by all profs

Skips class to grab beers Interviewed by news crew, seen by all profs  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets Blowjob Lasts 1 minute

Gets Blowjob Lasts 1 minute  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl I like lays her head on my belly must slow down breathing

Girl I like lays her head on my belly must slow down breathing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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