Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

For my birthday, wife gives me head and shoulders because my dandruff is becoming a problem

For my birthday, wife gives me head and shoulders because my dandruff is becoming a problem  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tells the girl of his dreams how much he loves her and wants to spend the rest of his life with her gets escorted out of the strip-club by security

tells the girl of his dreams how much he loves her and wants to spend the rest of his life with her gets escorted out of the strip-club by security  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited to a party spends the night getting a new high score in angry birds

Gets invited to a party spends the night getting a new high score in angry birds  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

First Date blowjob "Why does your dick taste like lotion?"

First Date blowjob

gets blowjob "why does it taste and smell like lotion?"

gets blowjob

Ask girl to prom, she says yes immediately thank her

Ask girl to prom, she says yes immediately thank her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Holds door open for hot girl She uses the door next to you

Holds door open for hot girl She uses the door next to you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl looks at my crotch and smiles Fly's down

Girl looks at my crotch and smiles Fly's down  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes on a date realizes it was a date three months later

Goes on a date realizes it was a date three months later  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets hit on by a guy

Gets hit on by a guy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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