Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl compliments the softness of my skin "Yeah, I keep a bottle of lotion on my nightstand."

Girl compliments the softness of my skin

Getting a blowjob from cute girl Fart

Getting a blowjob from cute girl  Fart  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finallly loses virginity Voice cracks saying "I'm coming"

Finallly loses virginity Voice cracks saying

attempts to open door for hot chick automatic door

attempts to open door for hot chick automatic door  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally goes to a party Sits and pets the cat all night

Finally goes to a party Sits and pets the cat all  night  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tells me she is wet "me too"

tells me she is wet

Girl says, "I want you" "I love you too"

Girl says,

Makes front page screws up title of post

Makes front page screws up title of post  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

My cakeday overshadowed by reddit's 8th and d-day

My cakeday overshadowed by reddit's 8th and d-day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Only guy at a lunch with 4 hot secretaries might be becoming one of "the girls"

Only guy at a lunch with 4 hot secretaries might be becoming one of
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