Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Stretching in class hits teacher's boob

Stretching in class hits teacher's boob  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks for your phone number "sure, do you have a pen and a piece of pencil?"

Girl asks for your phone number

Knows the facts to win a argument stutters uncontrolably

Knows the facts to win a argument stutters uncontrolably  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets the hot waitress's number when check arrives forgets to pay

gets the hot waitress's number when check arrives forgets to pay  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

pretty girl asks if chair next to me is occupied takes it to other table

pretty girl asks if chair next to me is occupied takes it to other table  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute Girl I like asks me to dance wearing sweatpants

Cute Girl I like asks me to dance wearing sweatpants  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

bartender remembers my favorite drink I wanted something else

bartender remembers my favorite drink I wanted something else  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Receives saucy pictures from girlfriend Sends back picture of the Queen driving a Range Rover

Receives saucy pictures from girlfriend Sends back picture of the Queen driving a Range Rover  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buys cool trendy iphone cant build up the courage to talk to siri

Buys cool trendy iphone cant build up the courage to talk to siri  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets a call from my fuck buddy wants me to meet her new boyfriend

gets a call from my fuck buddy wants me to meet her new boyfriend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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