Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get a booty call still doesn't get laid

Get a booty call still doesn't get laid  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes a joke, everyone laughs Not at your joke

Makes a joke, everyone laughs Not at your joke  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

make a popular comment on reddit read it over and over again in pride

make a popular comment on reddit read it over and over again in pride  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

About to lose virginity to my girlfriend Can't get it up

About to lose virginity to my girlfriend Can't get it up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl compliments you on your appearance only topic of thought for remainder of the day

Girl compliments you on your appearance only topic of thought for remainder of the day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets a girls phone number never ever, ever, ever, never ever text her ever!

gets a girls phone number never ever, ever, ever, never ever text her ever!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets Laid No one believes him

Gets Laid No one believes him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

meet hundreds of new people the first week of college never talk to them again

meet hundreds of new people the first week of college never talk to them again  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have awesome first date with cute girl Imagine entire future together after

Have awesome first date with cute girl Imagine entire future together after  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks guy out Only capable of saying "yup" and "I dunno" for the remainder of the conversation.

Asks guy out Only capable of saying
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