Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

is popular on reddit is popular on reddit

is popular on reddit is popular on reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

got by without wearing green on st. patrick's day because i didn't leave my house

got by without wearing green on st. patrick's day because i didn't leave my house  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hooking up with attractive girl Throw up while going down on her

Hooking up with attractive girl Throw up while going down on her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Me: "Wanna go out some time?" Girl: "Yeah." Me: Immediately changes subject and asks how her class was

Me:

Quiet sneeze loud fart

Quiet sneeze loud fart  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

about to reply someone with brilliant insights erase it, dont want to take the risk of getting into a debate

about to reply someone with brilliant insights  erase it, dont want to take the risk of getting into a debate  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Waitress gives me huge discount on lunch bill It was a senior discount and I'm 48 years old

Waitress gives me huge discount on lunch bill It was a senior discount and I'm 48 years old  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

wife runs her fingers through my hair and offers me head and shoulders for my dandruff problem

wife runs her fingers through my hair and offers me head and shoulders for my dandruff problem  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get lead role in play gets a boner during the underwear scene

Get lead role in play gets a boner during the underwear scene  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

About to hold door for hot girl Pulls instead of pushes

About to hold door for hot girl Pulls instead of pushes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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