Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Make Front Page of Reddit Can't tell anybody because they never heard of reddit

Make Front Page of Reddit Can't tell anybody because they never heard of reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

made it to first base because the pitcher hit me with the ball

made it to first base because the pitcher hit me with the ball  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl asks if she can play with my tie "oh uh... it's my dad's and he told me to take good care of it... sorry"

Hot girl asks if she can play with my tie

Did well socializing with a new group of friends Was glad they had to leave early so I wouldn't run out of things to talk about.

Did well socializing with a new group of friends Was glad they had to leave early so I wouldn't run out of things to talk about.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

get anonymous valentine's day card mum's handwriting

get anonymous valentine's day card mum's handwriting  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

When I drink alcohol when i smoke weed

When I drink alcohol when i smoke weed  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

No boner while hottest girl in class sits in his lap no boner

No boner while hottest girl in class sits in his lap no boner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Remember neighbor's dog's name Don't remember neighbor's name

Remember neighbor's dog's name Don't remember neighbor's name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pretty girl in class obviously likes me avoid her so I don't mess it up

Pretty girl in class obviously likes me  avoid her so I don't mess it up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"it was lovely meeting you" "love you too"

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