Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Life gives you lemons: enjoy the Vitamin C Life gives you shit: use it to fertilize the soil and grow some lemons

Life gives you lemons: enjoy the Vitamin C Life gives you shit: use it to fertilize the soil and grow some lemons  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl Compliments me on how soft my dick is It's because I use lotion to masturbate..a lot

Girl Compliments me on how soft my dick is It's because I use lotion to masturbate..a lot  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets to work 1.5 hrs early still manages to log in 30 mins late

Gets to work 1.5 hrs early still manages to log in 30 mins late  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has a great facebook status Deleted the post and re-posted it ten times because nobody liked it after three days

Has a great facebook status Deleted the post and re-posted it ten times because nobody liked it after three days  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets first blowjob Too drunk to get an erection. Says "sorry"

Gets first blowjob Too drunk to get an erection. 
Says

Gets girlfriend to invite her friend for a threesome Ends up being left out

Gets girlfriend to invite her friend for a threesome Ends up being left out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl you like texts you You perfectly time your next text to not seem desperate

Girl you like texts you You perfectly time your next text to not seem desperate  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Saw my favorite musician in a restaurant and had the courage to approach him Told me he was looking for his mom and left

Saw my favorite musician in a restaurant and had the courage to approach him Told me he was looking for his mom and left  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend was ready for sex, naked in bed Cough-Fart forcing both of us into a gigglefest for 10 minutes.

Girlfriend was ready for sex, naked in bed Cough-Fart forcing both of us into a gigglefest for 10 minutes.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets out of shower and walks around house naked goes downstairs, windows are open and neighbors are outide

gets out of shower and walks around house naked goes downstairs, windows are open and neighbors are outide  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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