Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells cute girl about former days playing peewee football "It was pretty awesome, me just pounding the little kids"

Tells cute girl about former days playing peewee football

Hosts reddit party no one showed up

Hosts reddit party no one showed up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Shows friENT r/trees Haven't heard back since.

Shows friENT r/trees Haven't heard back since.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally Gets courage to ask girl to hang out Girl never replies to text

Finally Gets courage to ask girl to hang out Girl never replies to text  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has unprotected sex, is considered an accident.

Has unprotected sex, is considered an accident.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

outstanding knowledge of memes

outstanding knowledge of memes   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asks cute girl for number uses a meme

asks cute girl for 
number uses a meme  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets drunk and makes out with a girl vomits in her mouth

Gets drunk and makes out with a girl vomits in her mouth  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

We have one of the best pitching rosters in baseball But no full-time closer

We have one of the best pitching rosters in baseball But no full-time closer  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl looks at him in order to say hello Pretends not to see her

cute girl looks at him in order to say hello Pretends not to see her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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