Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

used a meme to break the ice didn't think of what to do in case it worked

used a meme to break the ice didn't think of what to do in case it worked  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl asks to check her facebook on my laptop her profile comes up in recent history

Cute girl asks to check her facebook on my laptop her profile comes up in recent history  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl smiles and walks up to me pulls "38x30" sticker off my pants

Hot girl smiles and walks up to me pulls

Hot girl unbuttoning my pants: "do you have a big dick for me" "my mom always said i did"

Hot girl unbuttoning my pants:

Girl Shows me naked picture of herself on her phone because she doesn't want to have sex with me and "felt bad"

Girl Shows me naked picture of herself on her phone because she doesn't want to have sex with me and

Gets drunk, life of the party hungover next morning, says nothing

Gets drunk, life of the party hungover next morning, says nothing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

about to kiss the girl steps on her foot

about to kiss the girl  steps on her foot  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Drunkenly hooks up with girl Pukes while eating her out

Drunkenly hooks up with girl Pukes while eating her out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Musters up courage to talk to cute girl in class Pants zipper is open the entire time

Musters up courage to talk to cute girl in class Pants zipper is open the entire time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I have sex daily Sorry, I meant... I have dyslexia

I have sex daily Sorry, I meant... 
I have dyslexia  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
Like us for More!