Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes in for the first kiss at the movies during a rape scene

goes in for the first kiss at the movies during a rape scene  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wife interrupts my shower with surprise handjob while I'm peeing

Wife interrupts my shower with surprise handjob while I'm peeing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets up the nerve to ask a stranger what breed his dog is "What kind of friend is that?"

Gets up the nerve to ask a stranger what breed his dog is

Avoided teen pregnancy because I never had sex

Avoided teen pregnancy because I never had sex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sees a guy in a wheelchair, holds the door open to the stairwell

sees a guy in a wheelchair, holds the door open to the stairwell  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Opens door for pretty girl She uses the other door

Opens door for pretty girl She uses the other door  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend sends nudes to me at work Can't stand up for hours

Girlfriend sends nudes to me at work Can't stand up for hours  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Offered to help man in wheelchair up an icy ramp calls me a self-righteous cunt

Offered to help man in wheelchair up an icy ramp calls me a self-righteous cunt  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes decision to stop wasting time on Facebook. Wastes time on Reddit instead.

Makes decision to stop wasting time on Facebook. Wastes time on Reddit instead.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl I have a crush on says hi to me "Good"

Girl I have a crush on says hi to me
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