Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally has sex after a 3 year drought legs cramp up every 10 minutes

Finally has sex after a 3 year drought legs cramp up every 10 minutes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

puts arm around girl at the movies punches her in the head

puts arm around girl at the movies punches her in the head  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush tells me a joke Laughed so hard I farted

Crush tells me a joke Laughed so hard I farted  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Times massive fart to coincide with loud part of a song forgets he's wearing headphones

Times massive fart to coincide with loud part of a song forgets he's wearing headphones  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute college girl didn't notice me checking out her butt her father did.

cute college girl didn't notice me checking out her butt her father did.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl smiles at you blows snot bubble while smiling back

cute girl smiles at you blows snot bubble while smiling back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finds birth mother on FB Friend request not accepted

Finds birth mother on FB Friend request not accepted  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute Girls come up to me "We keep seeing you, maybe we're stalking you" "Or maybe i'm stalking you"

cute Girls come up to me

Makes hilarious joke around friends replays joke in head for an hour and can't stop thinking about how funny it was

Makes hilarious joke around friends replays joke in head for an hour and can't stop thinking about how funny it was  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

During sex girlfriend says do you like watching yourself fuck me? "I Can't see"

During sex girlfriend says do you like watching yourself fuck me?
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