Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Invited to four different parties on The same day Stays home and plays video games

Invited to four different parties on The same day  Stays home and plays video games   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Lasts a long time during sex girlfriend thinks it's because i don't find her attractive

Lasts a long time during sex girlfriend thinks it's because i don't find her attractive  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"you easily have the biggest dick out of all the guys' dicks that i've sucked."

guy says I'm cute i point to his beer and say 'that's why!'

guy says I'm cute i point to his beer and say 'that's why!'  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thought of something to say relevant to topic as someone changes the subject

Thought of something to say relevant to topic as someone changes the subject  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl asks me if i love her explains the differences between love and infatuation by analysing romeo and juliet.

girl asks me if i love her explains the differences between love and infatuation by analysing romeo and juliet.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Discovers new girlfriend is ticklish "I like it when you struggle"

Discovers new girlfriend is ticklish

Spent the night with Girlfriend Spent all night controlling my breathing

Spent the night with Girlfriend Spent all night controlling my breathing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets invited back to girls house for a cup of tea has cup of tea

gets invited back to girls house for a cup of tea has cup of tea  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"youre here on time, most people have difficulty figuring out how to get here" "it was easy! alcoholics anonymous is just down the street"

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