Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Invited to ugly sweater party multiple people wearing sweaters i actually own

Invited to ugly sweater party multiple people wearing sweaters i actually own  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Guy moans my name during sex stop what I'm doing, "what?"

Guy moans my name during sex stop what I'm doing,

Manager gives me my first set of business cards and says to give them to all of my friends Gives me two business cards.

Manager gives me my first set of business cards and says to give them to all of my friends Gives me two business cards.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get a girl's number don't know what to talk about

Get a girl's number don't know what to talk about  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

In a good mood and cheerfully greets kids and their parents Parents pull kids closer and stare me down like i was a pedophile

In a good mood and cheerfully greets kids and their parents Parents pull kids closer and stare me down like i was a pedophile  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Surprises his gf by throwing her very first birthday party None of her friends come

Surprises his gf by throwing her very first birthday party None of her friends come  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

how i am around close friends and family how i am around anyone else

how i am around close friends and family how i am around anyone else  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

give a few bucks to the homeless guy in the downtown plaza he's a hipster waiting for a friend to show up

give a few bucks to the homeless guy in the downtown plaza  he's a hipster waiting for a friend to show up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has sex with a virgin So, how long have you been a virgin?

Has sex with a virgin So, how long have you been a virgin?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl grabs my hand to dance sorry wrong person

Girl grabs my hand to dance sorry wrong person  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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