Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wear sunglasses to class and fall asleep without anyone noticing Wake up screaming

Wear sunglasses to class and fall asleep without anyone noticing Wake up screaming  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

perfect, funny interaction with stranger repeat it out loud for next hour

perfect, funny interaction with stranger repeat it out loud for next hour  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

becomes a redditor at last spells username wrong

becomes a redditor at last spells username wrong  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sends flowers anonymously to the girl I like with a witty card and a hint that its me Thinks its her ex boyfriend and gets back together with him

Sends flowers anonymously to the girl I like with a witty card and a hint that its me Thinks its her ex boyfriend and gets back together with him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

SEES A POST HE MADE ON THE FRONT PAGE FORGOT HE WAS ON R/NEW

SEES A POST HE MADE ON THE FRONT PAGE FORGOT HE WAS ON R/NEW  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

About to have sex with very attractive girl. so nervous can't get it up.

About to have sex with very attractive girl. so nervous can't get it up.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend starts to unbutton your jeans can't undo the button so she gives up

Girlfriend starts to unbutton your jeans can't undo the button so she gives up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

confident enough to shower at gym Smallest penis in the room

confident enough to shower at gym Smallest penis in the room  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has confidence to repeat the joke which noone heard they did hear it first time round

has confidence to repeat the joke which noone heard they did hear it first time round  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"I really like that ring, What does the writing on it say?" "It says, One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them"

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