Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Knows the facts to win a argument too scared of being wrong to say anything

Knows the facts to win a argument too scared of being wrong to say anything  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl I've liked for a long time sends me a text saying she wants to go to prom with me turns out it was just her cousin playing a joke on me

Girl I've liked for a long time sends me a text saying she wants to go to prom with me turns out it was just her cousin playing a joke on me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl smiles at you in the gym fart while struggling to lift weights

Hot girl smiles at you in the gym fart while struggling to lift weights  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has sex with a hot girl in a dream spends the rest of the dream fighting rape charges

has sex with a hot girl in a dream spends the rest of the dream fighting rape charges  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Catches girl beside me making eye contact on bus She clutches her purse tighter and slowly moves it out of view

Catches girl beside me making eye contact on bus She clutches her purse tighter and slowly moves it out of view  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hottest guy at work asks for number "why?"

hottest guy at work asks for number

flirting with girl in laundromat she sees my poop-stained underwear

flirting with girl in laundromat she sees my poop-stained underwear  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

About to lose virginity at 21 Gets so nervous penis shrinks into a bean

About to lose virginity at 21 Gets so nervous penis shrinks into a bean  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tells girlfriend that an orgasm will cure her headache "where's my vibrator?"

Tells girlfriend that an orgasm will cure her headache

Tells awesome story to the same person twice

Tells awesome story to the same person twice  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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