Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl laying on him says she's horny "That's cool"

Girl laying on him says she's horny

Has a bunch of people hang out at his house Secretly wishes they would leave already

Has a bunch of people hang out at his house Secretly wishes they would leave already   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Date from last night joins me in shower while i'm peeing

Date from last night joins me in shower while i'm  peeing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Your crush calls you "Oops pocket dial, sorry"

Your crush calls you

Holds door open for cute classmate who is a little too far away Causes her to hurry, trip, and twist her ankle

Holds door open for cute classmate who is a little too far away Causes her to hurry, trip, and twist her ankle  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Maintains perfect eye contact during conversation Didn't capture a single word she said

Maintains perfect eye contact during conversation Didn't capture a single word she said  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

social in real life bullied on reddit

social in real life bullied on reddit   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Parents go away for the weekend reddits from living room instead of bedroom

Parents go away for the weekend reddits from living room instead of bedroom  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl in a bar wants to try my drink then asks, "What is this?" When I tell her it's a gin & tonic, she says... "Oh, you remind me of my Dad."

Cute girl in a bar wants to try my drink then asks,

THINK OF AMAZINGLY WITTY SARCASTIC RESPONSE EVERYONE AROUND IS TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND

THINK OF AMAZINGLY WITTY SARCASTIC RESPONSE EVERYONE AROUND IS TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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