Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally managed to bring a girl home Farts freely in the morning not realizing she stayed the night

Finally managed to bring a girl home Farts freely in the morning not realizing she stayed the night  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks girlfriend to marry him still waiting for text back

Asks girlfriend to marry him still waiting for text back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Doesn't have any bad exes Because i've never had a girlfriend

Doesn't have any bad exes Because i've never had a girlfriend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

First date with a girl ex is our waitress

First date with a girl ex is our waitress  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"We should have sex more often so that you can last a bit longer"

Gets laid Thinks up this post during sex

Gets laid Thinks up this post during sex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Had sex with guy I like Kneed him in face and gave him bloody nose

Had sex with guy I like Kneed him in face and gave him bloody nose  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

CUTE CASHIER SMILES AT ME "OH, THEY'RE FOR A FRIEND"

CUTE CASHIER SMILES AT ME

goes to put arm around a girl elbows her in the face

goes to put arm around a girl elbows her in the face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

small boy comes up and asks if I'm part lion Mother scolds child about bothering the poor homeless man

small boy comes up and asks if I'm part lion Mother scolds child about bothering the poor homeless man  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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