Smug Pharmacist

Ma'am we told you it would be ready at 3pm. It's 2:15.

Ma'am we told you it would be ready at 3pm.  It's 2:15.   Smug Pharmacist

The penicillin made your Stomach hurt? Yep. That's totally a drug allergy

The penicillin made your Stomach hurt? Yep. That's totally a drug allergy  Smug Pharmacist

15 minute guarantee you say?!? What a "great" idea boss! Someone who couldn't do my job if his life depended on it is "certainly" qualified to come up with promotions I must support to help increase my business.

15 minute guarantee you say?!?  What a

Where is the bathroom? Ohhhhhh Nevermind... I ALReady shit myself while standing here!!!

Where is the bathroom? Ohhhhhh Nevermind... I ALReady shit myself while standing here!!!  Smug Pharmacist

"Does this look infected to you?" Yes. Yes it does.

your doctor said the same thing? I thought so.

your doctor said the same thing? I thought so.  Smug Pharmacist

" Can i drink on my Flagyl?" It's not recommend.

"I have 17 scripts to be filled" "I'll give you 20 minutes"

Beatrice, this bottle is from 1978. The prescription is expired. - WAT? It say 1 refill just die aleady I can try to contact your doctor if you want. - HUH? I can haz pills?

Beatrice, this bottle is from 1978.  The prescription is expired.
- WAT?  It say 1 refill just die aleady I can try to contact your doctor if you want.
 - HUH?  I can haz pills?  Smug Pharmacist

"That drug hurts my stomach?" "You don't say!?"

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