Skyrim Guard

I used to be an adventurer like you but this job has medical insurance, in case i get hit by some sort of projectile in the leg area

I used to be an adventurer like you but this job has medical insurance, in case i get hit by some sort of projectile in the leg area  Skyrim Guard

I used to train Pokemon like you did Until I took a Spearow to the knee

I used to train Pokemon like you did Until I took a Spearow to the knee  Skyrim Guard

chases you down for punching someone in the face doesn't help fight dragons because of old knee injury

chases you down for punching someone in the face doesn't help fight dragons because of old knee injury  Skyrim Guard

Go cast your fancy magic someplace else

 Go cast your fancy magic someplace else  Skyrim Guard

I used to bitch about the auto-correct on my defy Then I disabled it

I used to bitch about the auto-correct on my defy Then I disabled it  Skyrim Guard

Steals your sweet roll blames someone else

Steals your sweet roll blames someone else  Skyrim Guard

*killed the dragon at riverwood* "Guard might get nervous, a man approaches with his weapon drawn"

*killed the dragon at riverwood*

Was an adventurer like you. Until he took an arrow to the knee.

Was an adventurer like you. Until he took an arrow to the knee.  Skyrim Guard

Sweet talos in sovngarde.... Maybe...

Sweet talos in sovngarde.... Maybe...  Skyrim Guard

I used to be a theist like you until I took a thought to the brain

I used to be a theist like you until I took a thought to the brain  Skyrim Guard
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