Skyrim Guard

I used to do my assignments well before the due date then i took second year to the knee

I used to do my assignments well before the due date then i took second year to the knee  Skyrim Guard

How do I know you stole that sweet roll ? Because Fuck You! that's why.

How do I know you stole that sweet roll ? Because Fuck You! that's why.  Skyrim Guard

i used to take the stairs like you but then i took an arrow to the knee

i used to take the stairs like you but then i took an arrow to the knee  Skyrim Guard

I used to be an adventurer like you until i was offered this job as city guard. it's a much more stable wage and less dangerous plus i get to spend more time with my family

I used to be an adventurer like you until i was offered this job as city guard. it's a much more stable wage and less dangerous plus i get to spend more time with my family  Skyrim Guard

I used to do homework like a good student... Nope, didn't take an arrow to the knee yet.

I used to do homework like a good student... Nope, didn't take an arrow to the knee yet.  Skyrim Guard

I used to have freedom of speech like you Then I took a SOPA to the internet

I used to have freedom of speech like you Then I took a SOPA to the internet  Skyrim Guard

I WAS WALKING DOWN PENGLAIS HILL THEN I SAW SOME SPARROWS BY THE SEA.

I WAS WALKING DOWN PENGLAIS HILL THEN I SAW SOME SPARROWS BY THE SEA.  Skyrim Guard

i used to love skyrim like you but then i took a frozen screen to the knee

i used to love skyrim like you but then i took a frozen screen to the knee  Skyrim Guard

I almost told everyone to stop making "Arrow to the knee" jokes But then I took an arrow to the knee

I almost told everyone to stop making

I used to be a hypnotist like you then I took an arrow in the knee

I used to be a hypnotist like you then I took an arrow in the knee  Skyrim Guard
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