Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells her daughter to be happy with the body that god gave her gets breast implants for 25th wedding anniversary

Tells her daughter to be happy with the body that god gave her gets breast implants for 25th wedding anniversary  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Anti Abortion Pro Death Penalty

Anti Abortion Pro Death Penalty  Sheltering Suburban Mom

wait, you're atheist? isn't that like a cult or something?

wait, you're atheist? isn't that like a cult or something?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

If you ever do drugs I'll disown you Can't sleep? Here I have a Xanex

If you ever do drugs I'll disown you Can't sleep? Here I have a Xanex  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I bet all the people killed in boston were closet homos.

I bet all the people killed in boston were closet homos.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hates friends and says how much better she is than their parents "why don't you have more people over"

Hates friends and says how much better she is than their parents

"Having a child is the most wonderful thing in the world." If you get pregnant: "You're out of the house!"

your period isn't that bad, suck it up. Has Menopause.

your period isn't that bad, suck it up.  Has Menopause.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

The fact that other animals didn't make people Blows evolution out of the water

The fact that other animals didn't make people Blows evolution out of the water  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Annakin has no father? That doesn't make any sense. Lectures you about Jesus.

Annakin has no father? That doesn't make any sense. Lectures you about Jesus.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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