Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Do you take the Bible literally?" "That's a trick question."

Goes to Sam's Club Eats all their free samples

Goes to Sam's Club Eats all their free samples  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Evolution doesn't make sense. Think about it. Why don't we have to keep replacing apes at the zoo When they evolve into humans?

Evolution doesn't make sense. Think about it. Why don't we have to keep replacing apes at the zoo When they evolve into humans?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

How are you going to find a girlfriend If you're an atheist?!

How are you going to find a girlfriend If you're an atheist?!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

reminisces about high school buys son condoms

reminisces about high school buys son condoms  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You better not be smoking weed" Drinks a bottle of wine each night

takes yoga not flexible during sex

takes yoga not flexible during sex  Sheltering Suburban Mom

calls you six times "Just wondered why you weren't answering your phone"

calls you six times

you're an intelligent guy but intelligence doesn't always give us a clear view

you're an intelligent guy but intelligence doesn't always give us a clear view  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Just because you can't get a girlfriend Doesn't mean you like guys, too

Just because you can't get a girlfriend Doesn't mean you like guys, too  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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