Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you drive safe Drinks coffee while texting at the wheel

Tells you drive safe Drinks coffee while texting at the wheel  Sheltering Suburban Mom

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Five year old son asks what her favorite dinosaur is... Tells son that dinosaurs are a government conspiricy that Obama made up because he hates god.

Five year old son asks what her favorite dinosaur is... Tells son that dinosaurs are a government conspiricy that Obama made up because he hates god.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Lives in constant terror because of those Arabs. Follows ancient Sumerian ghosts stories and superstitions.

Lives in constant terror because of those Arabs. Follows ancient Sumerian ghosts stories and superstitions.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

forbids children from watching harry potter because J.K. rowling "is a witch" "We'll watch passion of the christ instead."

forbids children from watching harry potter because J.K. rowling

"What time will you be home, mom?" Why, are you doing something illegal?

You cant watch rugrats because angelica's mean

You cant watch rugrats because angelica's mean  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about losing rights via socialism Supports Patriot Act

Complains about losing rights via socialism Supports 
Patriot Act  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Ricky Gervais is pretty funny too bad he's going to hell

Ricky Gervais is pretty funny too bad he's going to hell  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gets angry when her children are taught evolution in school Feeds them dinosaur chicken nuggets

Gets angry when her children are taught evolution in school Feeds them dinosaur chicken nuggets  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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