Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finds out you're going to a unitarian church and says she's scared you're going to hell hasn't been to church in three years

Finds out you're going to a unitarian church and says she's scared you're going to hell hasn't been to church in three years   Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You're made in God's perfect image" CUTS OFF YOUR FORESKIN

VIDEOGAMES CAUSE VIOLENCE!! SHOW THE PICTURES OF OSAMA'S BODY!

VIDEOGAMES CAUSE VIOLENCE!! SHOW THE PICTURES OF OSAMA'S BODY!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I won't watch "The Big Bang Theory" because I don't believe in it

I won't watch

Saying that you don't believe in god is admitting to the fact that he exists

Saying that you don't believe in god is admitting to the fact that he exists  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks pokemon evolution is how evolution works

Thinks pokemon evolution  is how evolution works  Sheltering Suburban Mom

god gave us diseases so he reminds us to PRAY

god gave us diseases so he reminds us to PRAY  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Talks to friends about child at college of course he doesn't drink

Talks to friends about child at college  of course he doesn't drink   Sheltering Suburban Mom

i don't watch 'Game of Thrones' There's too much talk about false gods.

i don't watch 'Game of Thrones' There's too much talk about false gods.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

IF You don't join a Christian group at college I'm not helping you pay for it

IF You don't join a Christian group at college I'm not helping you pay for it   Sheltering Suburban Mom
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