Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Marijuana is a dangerous drug" drinks three martinis at lunch, two before bed

I just won the Activia Challenge

I just won the Activia Challenge  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Large black friend? It's just like the blindside!

Large black friend? It's just like the blindside!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Loves freedom of speech Favorite scripture: he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death Leviticus 24:16

Loves freedom of speech Favorite scripture: he that blasphemeth the name of the Lord, he shall surely be put to death  Leviticus 24:16  Sheltering Suburban Mom

thinks mortal kombat is too violent for her kid gives the it to the neighbour kid

thinks mortal kombat is too violent for her kid gives the it to the neighbour kid  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Fifth month: "Naturopathic birth coach" Eighth month: schedules c-section

Fifth month:

SAYS VIDEO GAMES WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN watches the entire 12 hour marathon of 'The Real Housewives of New York'

SAYS VIDEO GAMES WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN watches the entire 12 hour marathon of 'The Real Housewives of New York'  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Watches lifetime all men are evil

Watches lifetime all men are evil  Sheltering Suburban Mom

phone was on silent, so you didn't hear it when she called (and therefore didn't answer) she has three heart attacks, an ulcer, and a case of grey hair

phone was on silent, so you didn't hear it when she called (and therefore didn't answer) she has three heart attacks, an ulcer, and a case of grey hair  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Son lied to you Call police, Children's asylum and teenage social workers

Son lied to you Call police, Children's asylum and teenage social workers  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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