Sheltering Suburban Mom

Rape? Not in my bible.

Rape? Not in my bible.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you not to pirate music rips cds from the library

Tells you not to pirate music
 rips cds from the library  Sheltering Suburban Mom

My documents won't print I'ts that stupid Chrome thing you got me

My documents won't print I'ts that stupid Chrome thing you got me  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Why do they teach you about evolution but nothing about god?" "shits on husbands face to show love"

I hate when bad things happen to children eats veal

I hate when bad things happen to children eats veal  Sheltering Suburban Mom

America is backed by god that's why the indians were wiped out so easily

America is backed by god that's why the indians were wiped out so easily  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you your whole life to pick your pants up off the floor Leaves Bra on the doorhandle

Tells you your whole life to pick your pants up off the floor Leaves Bra on the doorhandle   Sheltering Suburban Mom

If you can't fix rice properly and you're Chinese then I couldn't possibly do it!

If you can't fix rice properly and you're Chinese then I couldn't possibly do it!   Sheltering Suburban Mom

You shouldn't smoke marijuana It's worse that heroine

You shouldn't smoke marijuana It's worse that heroine  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Vaccums once a month tells son to do it every week because "she always does"

Vaccums once a month tells son to do it every week because
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