Sheltering Suburban Mom

My child is my best friend. Child has baby, gives her new best friend.

My child is my best friend. Child has baby, gives her new best friend.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

isn't fazed by scary movies

isn't fazed by scary movies  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says she respects everybody's opinion. Thinks Atheism is a disease.

Says she respects everybody's opinion. Thinks Atheism is a disease.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

when you're adventurous: "you're going to get killed!" when her jock son is an asshole: "Boys will be boys."

when you're adventurous:

Ignores her teen daughter doing drugs and having sex Flips out when she finds out one of daughter's many sex partners was an adult

Ignores her teen daughter doing drugs and having sex Flips out when she finds out one of daughter's many sex partners was an adult  Sheltering Suburban Mom

At your age, I would never talk to my mom like that fuck you mom, you're such a cunt.

At your age, I would never talk to my mom like that fuck you mom, you're such a cunt.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you should go do some volunteer work but not in the bad part of town

you should go do some volunteer work but not in the bad part of town  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Subscribes to Oprah Magazine Crosses street to avoid black man

Subscribes  to Oprah Magazine Crosses street to avoid black man  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gives hour long lecture about how dangerous facebook is tries to add me a month later

Gives hour long lecture about how dangerous facebook is tries to add me a month later  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Marijuana destroys lives never smoked marijuana

Marijuana destroys lives never smoked marijuana  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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