Sheltering Suburban Mom

stay close in target a boy in California got head cut off

stay close in target a boy in California got head cut off  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Claims to not remember childhood Remembers every embarrassing detail of yours

Claims to not remember childhood Remembers every embarrassing detail of yours   Sheltering Suburban Mom

scolds at 15 you for getting drunk at a friends house drinks like a sailor on leave

scolds at 15 you for getting drunk at a friends house drinks like a sailor on leave  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"stop complaining! you're lucky to have a mom who cooks for you!" never makes any effort to improve her terrible cooking

Despite best efforts Raises Good-Guy Greg

Despite best efforts Raises Good-Guy Greg  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Makes fun of neighbour for what she bought Buys more expensive item

Makes fun of neighbour for what she bought Buys more expensive item  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Video Games are bad Buys 7 year old Gears of war

Video Games are bad Buys 7 year old Gears of war  Sheltering Suburban Mom

*Black Person Walks BY* Smells like poo

*Black Person Walks BY* Smells like poo  Sheltering Suburban Mom

wants you to stop playing wow Destroys the CD

wants you to stop playing wow Destroys the CD   Sheltering Suburban Mom

talks down on jews forgets J.C. was a Jew.

talks down on jews forgets J.C. was a Jew.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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