Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thanks god for everything positive Blames you for everything negative

Thanks god for everything positive Blames you for everything negative  Sheltering Suburban Mom

says only perverts masterbate leans on dryer way too long

says only perverts masterbate leans on dryer way too long   Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I just don't think same sex couples can fully commit by the way, me and your step-dad are having a trial separation."

I can't smoke weed I don't want to be a bad parent Smokes cigarettes and drinks heavily

I can't smoke weed
 I don't want to be a bad parent Smokes cigarettes and drinks heavily  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"you waste money and energy when you play those stupid video games!" leaves every light on in the fucking house.

When they cook: I made the food so you do the dishes When I cook: You made this mess so you clean it up

When they cook: I made the food so you do the dishes When I cook: You made this mess so you clean it up  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hears about a scientific study which goes against something she believes it must be biased

Hears about a scientific study which goes against something she believes it must be biased  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I saw you watching a show about evolution on the history channel You don't believe that crap do you?

I saw you watching a show about evolution on the history channel You don't believe that crap do you?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You're an atheist now? Fine. santa doesn't bring presents for atheists

You're an atheist now? Fine. santa doesn't bring presents for atheists                 Sheltering Suburban Mom

I want you to keep an open mind. After all... There are just so many Christian Denominations to choose from!

I want you to keep an open mind. After all... There are just so many Christian Denominations to choose from!  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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