Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to save money and spend wisely Is a shop-a-holic with expensive tastes

Tells you to save money and spend wisely Is a shop-a-holic with expensive tastes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Discourages Her Kids From Drinking 15 Handles in liquor cabinet

Discourages Her Kids From Drinking 15 Handles in liquor cabinet  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Took Home economics classes for years Only makes organic frozen dinners

Took Home economics classes for years Only makes organic frozen dinners  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finds cigarette lighter in kid's pocket Believes when they say "it's not mine."

Finds cigarette lighter in kid's pocket Believes when they say

Daughter can't date Good Guy Greg "because he smokes." Allows her to date Scumbag Steve because "He seems nice."

Daughter can't date Good Guy Greg

Wake up with red mark on face from folded pillow "MY SON HAS AIDS!"

Wake up with red mark on face from folded pillow

Reassure your mom your still a christian, but you have doubts about how litteral the bible is Calls exorcist

Reassure your mom your still a christian, but you have doubts about how litteral the bible is Calls exorcist   Sheltering Suburban Mom

PREMARITAL SEX IS AGAINST GOD HAD AN ABORTION AT 16

PREMARITAL SEX IS AGAINST GOD HAD AN ABORTION AT 16  Sheltering Suburban Mom

makes you get up for church cusses all the way there

makes you get up for church cusses all the way there  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"He just loves that Star wars show" He actually loves Star Trek

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