Sheltering Suburban Mom

Donates hundreds of dollars weekly to the church so they can rescue people from deplorable living conditions around the world thinks illegal immigrants should be executed at the boarder.

Donates hundreds of dollars weekly to the church so they can rescue people from deplorable living conditions around the world thinks illegal immigrants should be executed at the boarder.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Drives a 4 by 4 Over speed bumps at 3mph.

Drives a 4 by 4 Over speed bumps at 3mph.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Supports outlawing abortion "I shouldn't have even conceived you!"

Supports outlawing abortion

I will only hire from the yellow pages if they have a jesus fish by the company listing They're the most trustworthy around my house

I will only hire from the yellow pages if they have a jesus fish by the company listing They're the most trustworthy around my house  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Laughs at your faith in Santa Clause

Laughs at your faith in Santa Clause  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"No son you can't get this game because it says M" Never played a video game in her life.

wants you to believe she has the perfect life 3 months behind on mortgage payment, kids are doing crystal meth, and husband is fucking the 24 year old secretary behind her back.

wants you to believe she has the perfect life 3 months behind on  mortgage payment, kids are doing crystal meth, and husband is fucking the 24 year old secretary behind her back.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

avoids transfat splenda in everything

avoids transfat splenda in everything  Sheltering Suburban Mom

complains about illegal immigration hires an all-mexican lawn service

complains about illegal immigration hires an all-mexican lawn service   Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I refuse to clean this mess up" Cleans it anyway

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