Sheltering Suburban Mom

Yells at you for smoking pot gives you zoloft to keep you calm

Yells at you for smoking pot gives you zoloft to keep you calm  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Encourages kids to make informed decisions believes corollation equals causation

Encourages kids to make informed decisions believes corollation equals causation  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants to increase taxes on the wealthy and decrease spending Votes Republican

Wants to increase taxes on the wealthy and decrease spending Votes Republican  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you continuously to tidy up your room because it is one big chaos Can never find anything she 'put away safely'

Tells you continuously to tidy up your room because it is one big chaos Can never find anything she 'put away safely'  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Always buckles her children up for safety in the stroller at the mall

Always buckles her children up for safety in the stroller at the mall   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells kids sex is bad Got pregnant at 16

Tells kids sex is bad Got pregnant at 16  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't let you have a drink Had beer for breakfast in college

Won't let you have a drink Had beer for breakfast in college  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Buys a $300 pair of jeans complains about Netflix raising prices

Buys a $300 pair of jeans complains about Netflix raising prices  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"It's important to watch the news every night" "The News" = O'Reily Factor

Keeps you from friends she disapproved of asks why you have no friends

Keeps you from friends she disapproved of asks why you have no friends  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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