Sheltering Suburban Mom

a football player 500 miles south of us died of heatstroke you better stay inside today

a football player 500 miles south of us died of heatstroke you better stay inside today  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to clean up when you're done starts cleaning up before you're done

Tells you to clean up when you're done starts cleaning up before you're done  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You're leaving the church? Why are you trying to destroy my eternal family?!?

You're leaving the church? Why are you trying to destroy my eternal family?!?   Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'm so tired of people shoving their non-beliefs down my throat

I'm so tired of people shoving their non-beliefs down my throat  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to follow your dreams UNLESS YOU'RE ATHEIST

Tells you to follow your dreams UNLESS YOU'RE ATHEIST  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Better tidy up the place Dont want the cleaning lady to think im a slob

Better tidy up the place Dont want the cleaning lady to think im a slob  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Mormonism is a cult now go read your Bible and don't question anything

Mormonism is a cult now go read your Bible and don't question anything  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Half the calories?! Eats twice as much

Half the calories?! Eats twice as much  Sheltering Suburban Mom

The only reason they think like that Is because they've been told it's true and they've read it in books

The only reason they think like that Is because they've been told it's true and they've read it in books  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to be yourself Wears 3 pounds of makeup

Tells you to be yourself Wears 3 pounds of makeup  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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