Sheltering Suburban Mom

you can't watch that movie, it has bad language Swears like crazy when she yells at you for misbehaving

you can't watch that movie, it has bad language 
 Swears like crazy when she yells at you for misbehaving  Sheltering Suburban Mom

no sweetie you get your giant neck from your father

no sweetie you get your giant neck from your father  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says "Always Sunny" is stupid watches "The Bachelorette" every week

Says

DOnt ever let me catch you smoking or using drugs I've only smoked like...5 joints...tops

DOnt ever let me catch you smoking or using drugs I've only smoked like...5 joints...tops                                      Sheltering Suburban Mom

You got a tattoo? How are you going to get into heaven?

You got a tattoo? How are you going to get into heaven?   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Expects you to pay rent After you move out

Expects you to pay rent After you move out  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Oh, that particle thing? Oh my god, It's just bunch of fake science mumbo-jumbo.

Oh, that particle thing?  Oh my god, It's just bunch of fake science mumbo-jumbo.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

talks a lot about eating healthy food snacks on m&ms all day

talks a lot about eating healthy food snacks on m&ms all day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls you during a work meeting Tells you about her busy day

Calls you during a work meeting Tells you about her busy day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Get you a soda? No! You need to grow up! You want to get a job? Stop trying to be an adult!

Get you a soda? No! You need to grow up! You want to get a job? Stop trying to be an adult!  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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