Sheltering Suburban Mom

Son uses Wikipedia Thinks son joined Wicca cult

Son uses Wikipedia Thinks son joined Wicca cult  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Caught you sneaking out to see girlfriend makes you move to Kentucky

Caught you sneaking out to see girlfriend makes you move to Kentucky  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"maldito gobierno no sirve !!" Coje cupones,wic,bienestar,pension y seccion 8

"If you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all." Gossips about neighbors once they're out of sight

you can't watch that movie, it has bad language Swears like crazy when she yells at you for misbehaving

you can't watch that movie, it has bad language 
 Swears like crazy when she yells at you for misbehaving  Sheltering Suburban Mom

no sweetie you get your giant neck from your father

no sweetie you get your giant neck from your father  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells kids not to do drugs needs xanax, lunesta and glass of wine to go to sleep

Tells kids not to do drugs needs xanax, lunesta and glass of wine to go to sleep  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Loves her kids as status symbols

Loves her kids                                                                                                                        as status symbols  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells daughter to douche regularly has yeast infection

tells daughter to douche regularly has yeast infection  Sheltering Suburban Mom

My mother doesn't always ask me to do stuff But when she does, it's during a long cut scene that you can't skip

My mother doesn't always ask me to do stuff But when she does, it's during a long cut scene that you can't skip  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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