Sheltering Suburban Mom

family steals money from her don't go out, robbers are outside

family steals money from her don't go out, robbers are outside  Sheltering Suburban Mom

complains about childhood obesity in america buys pizza and soft drinks

complains about childhood obesity in america  buys pizza and soft drinks  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Goes on 'exercise' walk around the block Eats four scoop sundae as a reward

Goes on 'exercise' walk around the block Eats four scoop sundae as a reward  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells son to buckle seatbelt Smokes in car with windows rolled up

Tells son to buckle seatbelt Smokes in car with windows rolled up  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Buys you tickets to a ska concert you smoke a shitload of weed with strangers and get the shit kicked out of you in a pit

Buys you tickets to a ska concert you smoke a shitload of weed with strangers and get the shit kicked out of you in a pit  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Microwave Chef

Microwave Chef  Sheltering Suburban Mom

grounds you for being caught with weed is addicted to valium

grounds you for being caught with weed is addicted to valium  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Bitches about how hard her life is as stay-home Mom No worries about unemployment, outsourcing, 401k, evaporating job market or ageism.

Bitches about how hard her life is as stay-home Mom No worries about unemployment, outsourcing, 401k, evaporating job market or ageism.    Sheltering Suburban Mom

Loves capitalism, hates communists and says they leech off govt Is in the lower class margin, and applies for govt grants to go to school

Loves capitalism, hates communists and says they leech off govt  Is in the lower class margin, and applies for govt grants to go to school  Sheltering Suburban Mom

lectures you about staying active during pregnancy used hers as an excuse to sit in front of tv eating junk food for 9 months

lectures you about staying active during pregnancy used hers as an excuse to sit in front of tv eating junk food for 9 months  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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