Sheltering Suburban Mom

Yells at you when you don't turn off your bedroom light when you leave for a couple minutes Leaves Blu-Ray player on for 2 weeks because she doesn't know how to turn it off

Yells at you when you don't turn off your bedroom light when you leave for a couple minutes Leaves Blu-Ray player on for 2 weeks because she doesn't know how to turn it off  Sheltering Suburban Mom

My Son wanted to be in a middle school rock band I said no because they probably all smoke dope

My Son wanted to be in a middle school rock band I said no because they probably all smoke dope  Sheltering Suburban Mom

im pretty sure i dont have a vagina yet but when i do, i always count on HIV :D

im pretty sure i dont have a vagina yet but when i do, i always count on HIV :D  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"you have a tournament the first four days of spring break?" "of course I'll pay your $125 entry fee"

If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls you down for dinner Dinner's still in the oven

Calls you down for dinner Dinner's still in the oven  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Watches 5 hours of cooking shows everyday Cooks using hamberger helper

Watches 5 hours of cooking shows everyday Cooks using hamberger helper   Sheltering Suburban Mom

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all Unless it's about jews, muslims, hindus, etc.

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all Unless it's about jews, muslims, hindus, etc.                                        Sheltering Suburban Mom

You've been on that damn game for hours! Watches 6 hour marathon on T.V.

You've been on that damn game for hours! Watches 6 hour marathon on T.V.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wont let you play violent video games Wants you to play full tackle football

Wont let you play violent video games Wants you to play full tackle football  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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