Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'm really glad you're in college. How dare you educate your siblings on evolution and science in my house!

I'm really glad you're in college. How dare you educate your siblings on evolution and science in my house!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

says she's tolerant of homosexuality yells at you for sucking a dick in the living room

says she's tolerant of homosexuality yells at you for sucking a dick in the living room   Sheltering Suburban Mom

bakes a tray of brownies for her kids throws them all away in case they were poisoned

bakes a tray of brownies for her kids throws them all away in case they were poisoned   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Every thing God does is loving, even sending people to hell Because it shows his love to himself

Every thing God does is loving, even sending people to hell Because it shows his love to himself  Sheltering Suburban Mom

calls to tell you not to smoke out with friends and fresh cookies will be waiting for when you get home

calls to tell you not to smoke out with friends and fresh cookies will be waiting for when you get home  Sheltering Suburban Mom

They don't want marriage equality They just want an excuse to sue the churches for not marrying them

They don't want marriage equality They just want an excuse to sue the churches for not marrying them  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I don't believe in superstition... I believe in Jesus!"

You don't know that those scientists won't make a black hole and kill us all! I know cause God wouldn't let them

You don't know that those scientists won't make a black hole and kill us all! I know cause God wouldn't let them  Sheltering Suburban Mom

argues that science cannot be trusted via her computer

argues that science cannot be trusted via her computer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You have to stop eating unhealthy!" Buys you Skittles and Pringles.

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