Sheltering Suburban Mom

35 facebook friends actually friends with all of them in real life

35 facebook friends actually friends with all of them in real life   Sheltering Suburban Mom

we need to go to church tomorrow but not the 11am one, i hate that priest

we need to go to church tomorrow but not the 11am one, i hate that priest  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Makes fun of you for talking about girls Storms out of the house when you make fun of her cooking

Makes fun of you for talking about girls Storms out of the house when you make fun of her cooking  Sheltering Suburban Mom

makes you get a job

makes you get a job  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Being a man You are entitled to be jealous about us having extra rights

Being a man You are entitled to be jealous about us having extra rights  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Asks you what you want for your birthday "Didn't I hear something about a new XBox?"

Asks you what you want for your birthday

Makes kids eat only health food to fight childhood diabetus Weigh 300lbs

Makes kids eat only health food to fight childhood diabetus  Weigh 300lbs  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Go and get some fresh air Be back in 10 minutes and don't talk to anyone.

Go and get some fresh air Be back in 10 minutes and don't talk to anyone.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says poor people need to learn to live within their means. Has $50,000 in credit card debt.

Says poor people need to learn to live within their means. Has $50,000 in credit card debt.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Daughter says she's a lesbian Keep her from hanging out with anyone that isn't a boy.

Daughter says she's a lesbian Keep her from hanging out with anyone that isn't a boy.   Sheltering Suburban Mom
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