Sheltering Suburban Mom

you Express your liberal views and morals you have spent a long time building through facts and research attacks everything you say because it goes against what she heard that morning on fox news

you Express your liberal views and morals you have spent a long time building through facts and research attacks everything you say because it goes against what she heard that morning on fox news  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Teaches you that gossip is wrong Is really teaching you not to repeat her gossip

Teaches you that gossip is wrong Is really teaching you not to repeat her gossip  Sheltering Suburban Mom

drives 10 under the speed limit "for safety's sake" runs red lights, talks on the phone while driving, doesn't watch for pedestrians

drives 10 under the speed limit

State Child protection social worker Believes every profile and stereotype

State Child protection social worker Believes every profile and stereotype  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tries too hard to text like a teenager Can't understand texts

Tries too hard to text like a teenager Can't understand texts  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't like that you are a freshmen dating a senior constantly molests all of your friends

Doesn't like that you are a freshmen dating a senior constantly molests all of your friends  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wears yoga pants. Over garments.

Wears yoga pants. Over garments.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

How do you know he's a good guy? He could be a serial killer and look, he's smoking marijuana

How do you know he's a good guy? He could be a serial killer and look, he's smoking marijuana   Sheltering Suburban Mom

I wish you'd pick up your room so the maid can clean up in here

I wish you'd pick up your room so the maid can clean up in here  Sheltering Suburban Mom

keeps son in house until he's 16 wonders why he turned into forever alone and sap

keeps son in house until he's 16 wonders why he turned into forever alone and sap  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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