Sheltering Suburban Mom

thinks wellfare or any handout is wrong buys mercedes on allimony

thinks wellfare or any handout is wrong buys mercedes on allimony  Sheltering Suburban Mom

never played sports personal trainer

never played sports personal trainer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Flips shit when she finds out you smoked weed once. Encourages entire family to watch Breaking Bad together

Flips shit when she finds out you smoked  weed once. Encourages entire family to watch Breaking Bad together  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells daughter to stop spending her money Spends all of husband's money on hair products.

Tells daughter to stop spending her money Spends all of husband's money on hair products.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

insists on you getting a boyfriend if you do , she tells everybody...

insists on you getting a boyfriend if you do , she tells everybody...  Sheltering Suburban Mom

claims to be a milf complains when husband ask for sex

claims to be a milf complains when husband ask for sex  Sheltering Suburban Mom

video game time is over! go watch tv. tv time is over! go play video games. "a good mom limits tv and video games"

video game time is over!  
go watch  tv. tv time is over! 
go play video games.

Thinks your friends are screw ups Best friend is divorced, alcoholic, gold digger

Thinks your friends are screw ups Best friend is divorced, alcoholic, gold digger  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells children they can't watch true blood due to sexual content Fucks random strangers every night at bus stops

Tells children they can't watch true blood due to sexual content Fucks random strangers every night at bus stops  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says MTV shows are bad for you Watches Toddlers and tiaras

Says MTV shows are bad for you Watches Toddlers and tiaras  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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