Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Well, China and all those other countries should be nuked. They're all just a bunch of psychos anyway."

I'm not mad at you... I'm mad at Satan!

I'm not mad at you... I'm mad at Satan!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Your father has always been faithful, he is a good christian" Went to mable's whorehouse

If that were true i would have heard it on fox news

If that were true i would have heard it on fox news  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finds out Will Smith is a Scientologist. So disappointing. It's just science fiction.

Finds out Will Smith is a Scientologist.  So disappointing. It's just science fiction.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

calls women who get abortions whores had two in her early twenties

calls women who get abortions whores  had two in her early twenties  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Leads Women's Prayer Group Gossips about all of them at the gym

Leads Women's Prayer Group Gossips about all of them at the gym  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Worried about Radiation In Japan.

Worried about Radiation In Japan.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Turn off your phone in class!" calls 16 times to check Caption 3 goes here

Complains about paying $4 per gallon for gas Buys $6 coffee everyday

Complains about paying $4 per gallon for gas Buys $6 coffee everyday  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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