Sheltering Suburban Mom

Firefly goes through open car window and you flip the FUCK out "Near-death experience"

Firefly goes through open car window and you flip the FUCK out

Says gossiping is bad reads people and watches tmz

Says gossiping is bad reads people and watches tmz  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to pick up your room Trollface

Tells you to pick up your room Trollface   Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I'm turning the tv off until you finish your homework" INPUT 1

Buys high-end DSLR camera Never changes from full-auto

Buys high-end DSLR camera Never changes from full-auto  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I read it in a magazine" -cosmo/people/fox

Says I'm your mom not your friend Constantly trying to friend you on facebook

Says I'm your mom not your friend Constantly trying to friend you on facebook  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Dont let cell phone touch body They cause cancer

Dont let cell phone touch body They cause cancer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Refuses to have "the talk" paper thin walls kids can hear everything

Refuses to have

Can't play farmville throws router in garbage

Can't play farmville throws router in garbage  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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