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Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I'm turning the tv off until you finish your homework" INPUT 1
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Buys high-end DSLR camera Never changes from full-auto

Buys high-end DSLR camera Never changes from full-auto Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Lectures Daughter about the importance of safe sex gets gonorrhea from the pool boy

Lectures Daughter about the importance of safe sex gets gonorrhea from the pool boy Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Asks you not to fart secrelty rips a silenced rotten egg smell fart

Asks you not to fart secrelty rips a silenced rotten egg smell fart Sheltering Suburban Mom
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tells you not to masturbate puts new cleenex box in your room every time you run out

tells you not to masturbate puts new cleenex box in your room every time you run out Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Won't celebrate halloween because it's a pagan ritual Puts up Christmas Tree

Won't celebrate halloween because it's a pagan ritual Puts up Christmas Tree Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Complains about messy room Fills house with random decor

Complains about messy room Fills house with random decor Sheltering Suburban Mom
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daughter punished for drinking Jealous!

daughter punished for drinking Jealous! Sheltering Suburban Mom
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"christmas is a celebration of the birth of christ" gets sloppy drunk on christmas eve and spends christmas day hungover
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refuses to learn how to shoot a firearm and protect herself. blames cops and courts for not protecting her.

refuses to learn how to shoot a firearm and protect herself. blames cops and courts for not protecting her. Sheltering Suburban Mom
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